14 September 2007

News headline:

At 3 p.m. in the afternoon, two cyborgs (or so it seems) were spotted by petrified civilians in the West of Singapore, in Dover, and specifically Block T12. All human beings, whether male or female, punishment-deserving or not, are advised to steer clear of these two unidentified beings (UIB) at all costs. Until further investigation when source and prowess of these UIB can be determined, they are to be treated like you-know-who.



To provide useful information, please call 1800-DONT-WANT-2-DIE. Thank you for your cooperation. Please note that Chong Delon, age 18, a rotund and over-zealous man-pig (undeterminable species) has been banned from the hotline.