See.. I am studying ok. Before you think I'm darn free and do nothing but blog the whole day.

Taken from CP 4026 Nutrition Notes!

What is a Calorie?

"Science tells us that a calorie is a measure of heat. An interesting tidbit of useless information to know at a cocktail party, but absolutely useless when it comes to dieting.

Forget about science. A calorie is a fiend, a soulless devil trying to drag you down into a mire of tubbiness. And we're not talking about just one miserable calorie, we are talking about an army of calories whole only purpose in life is to make you fat and miserable.

If you are going to be a successful dieter you must wage war on calories. Squash them, kill them, stomp them!!!

If you eat a piece of bread with 100 calories simply jump up and down 100 times screaming, "Die Calorie Die!!!"

If you eat an entire gross of Sarah Lee frozen crumb cakes containing 500 000 calories, jump off the ledge of a high building screaming "Geronimo!!" you hopeless pig. "

Haha. Ok that's the end of the story on Calorie wars. It's really taken out from my notes, no joke! But that's a joke in the notes, though. :X